Most popular funny sms in Urdu

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Most popular funny sms in Urdu

Kese mumkin tha kisi or dawa se elaj? . . .
Ishaq ka DARD tha AMMI ki chappal say hi Aaram aya… Aaaaaaaaye,

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1 PATHAN Ankhen Band Kar K Shishey K Samney Betha Tha
ak Admi Ney Pucha KHAN Kia Kr Rahey Ho?
Pathan Bola Yara HuM Dekh Raha Hay k
soya hova ham kesa lagta ha :…

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Pyar ki rasmon ko ye zmana kya janay,
Dil key dard dil torney wala kya janay,
Hoti ha kitni mehnat ak larki phasanay main
FARAZ
Yeh ghr main betha us kaa Abba kiya jaanay….:-)

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Mohabat mein dekho, kia mukaam paya hay
haath pair tootey, muh sey khoon aaya ha
hospital pahunchey to nurson ney kuch yun farmaya ha ..
baharon phool barsao kisi ka mehboob aya ha

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Sardar Ko tessri Bar Beti Hoe To Us Ney Elaan Kiya K Meray Beta Peda Hoa Ha,
Dost Ne Dekha To Kaha Kay Ye Larki Hy, Sardar Bola Ay Munda Apni Maa Tey Gya Ha…

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Dost Nay kaha Darakhat Pay Charh Jaun to Engineering College Ki Larkiyaan Dikh Jaayen Gi…?
Sardaar: Phr Haath Chorh Denna To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayen Gi….

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Sir: Samjho Tujhey 10 Ladu Diay
Boy: Mujhey Diye….?
Sir- Samjh Na Terey Bap Ka Kya Jata Ha
Us Mein Se 5 Mujhey Diye To Terey Pas Kitney Reh Gay….?
Boy: 20
Sir:vo Kasy…?
Boy: Samjh Na Terey Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai…?
Teacher Shocked Student Rocks

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Teen Dost Paper Denay Kay Baad
1st:Yaar Mujhey Kuch nai Aata tha Mein Paper Khaali Chor Aaya hun.
2nd: Yaar Mein bhi
3rd: Shit Yaar…….. Teacher Samjhay Gi Hum teenno Ne Cheating ki hay

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